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 11.04.2016
It is naive:

Flying walking, under the signals of passing cars passes a man. Right to us and the Haishnikovs. With a bottle of beer through two consecutive
Do you think he was delayed? No to. Not even one of the three catches paid attention! But the cars stopped everything. So what, ladies and gentlemen?! to

Everything is banal and simple. A man will maximum death to himself, and the driver can also another (other). Hence the difference with regard to gauges.

What can be taken from a pedestrian? 300r, and if he is a passport to present, and to the department to drag it - only extra hemorrhoids.
The driver is a very different thing: from 1000p to infinity, depending on the fantasy of the inspector and the presence/absence of the video recorder.
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