A philosopher today tested his coronary focus with apples: put a pair on the table and asked: why are people all different and apples are the same?

Oh yeah, I came out like this, I think: I’m going to show him a whiplash here, there’s a point... I’m going out, and they’re actually the same! One size, equally green, polished, waxed...

I thought, and got my one and a half times bigger, red, filled, immediately visible - tasty! And I say, well, glamorous blondes are all the same!