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 23.04.2016
We have a 9-year-old cat and a child. The cat is patient enough to treat the child, if he gets a lot - he just leaves. I, understanding that the child is growing, the imagination and speed of movement is developing, and the patience of the cat is not unlimited, I decided to hold a lecture on OBŽ. I picked up a cat, called the daughter and said:
- Our cat only looks so soft and furry, but it has sharp nails (pressed on the cat's foot and showed them to the child) and large teeth (showed cat's teeth), so you don't have to pull it hard for the tail, legs and wool, it can scratch or bite painfully. understandably?
Show your teeth again.
He showed and dropped both in opposite directions. After a few minutes I observe the effect of the lecture, unfortunately, the opposite: the daughter chases a cat with a scream:
Show your teeth, show your teeth.
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