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 21.05.2016
I had an appendicitis.
Abdomen was upset so I called the ambulance already lying on the floor. At 3 o’clock at night. At the end of the wire, they listened and advised to go to the pharmacy for a knife. There was no strength to divide the discussion. I called back in half an hour. They told me to gather. And we were blasphemous: to gather the poor is only to hang up.
The ambulance arrived. On the equipment of the special transportation I will not say anything, I had no need - just a cold, uncomfortable taxi to the hospital.
They were brought to City Elizabeth No. 3, called in the people the 3rd Fighter because of the highest percentage of deaths. The beauty of reception tranquility I will probably miss.
At 10 a.m., a lovely doctor approached the clock and asked what boom to do - a classic or a laparoscopy. Classic free (cut blisters, 2-3 months of rehabilitation, etc.) and through a hole for 300 bucks (in rubles, of course). Let’s go through the hole.
No further interest. But preparing for the discharge, I was given a separate account for the bandages, some more than +200 backs. House 4 local without searches, food as well.
Do you need to cut the rubber?
MSK please do not worry, we know: you have everything for free and at the level of world standards.
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