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 25.05.2016
I explain: the man did not drink or smoke for two months, did a pleasant business and he conceived a child. and all. And a woman in addition to not drinking and not smoking for at least a few years can still not lift heavy, yes, even two avocado products are undesirable, because. may occur omission of the uterus and other joys and hello unbearable.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You are definitely right about the stomach. The harm of cooling. It remains, indeed, the question - and the boys, what, can you fit in the stomach and put your naked back in the snow? Well, there is still not only the uterus, citizens, there are also kidneys, liver, spleen, intestines, bladder, it all doesn’t like when they are scratched.

I am talking about weight. This is what I have to say: it would be better to prepare girls for motherhood, not protecting them from raising loads weighing more than 5 kg, but, on the contrary, training from childhood, so that they are strong. A baby can even weigh 5 kg per month, and this is still the beginning. Muscles must be pushed. Uterus failure occurs precisely from the weakness of the muscles, which should hold the abdominal organs. This happens after birth.
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