Last week I stayed in one of the Palm Beach hotels and I was very lonely. I thought, and why not call one of those guys who are advertised in phone books with the signature “Escorts and Sensual Massage.”

I scrolled through a couple of pages and found a gentle Tony. He had huge muscles wherever they should be, thick curly hair, long powerful legs, a blinding smile and six cubicles of press. I think you presented a picture. And I thought, “Damn, I’ll call him!”

“Hello Mom, how can I help you?”

His voice was so sexy!

In order not to give myself a chance to get upset and throw the phone, I immediately "go to attack":

and hello! I’ve heard you’re doing a great massage, so I want to invite you to my room for one session. No, but I have to be honest with you. I am alone in this city and I want to make love. right now! Bring with you toys, rubber, leather, knots – everything you love...Bind me, field with chocolate syrup and crème, whatever you want, baby. How do you?

He said:

“Oh my God... it sounds fantastic, but to make a call on the outer line, you need to press the 9 button.