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 15.06.2016
I got a new passport on Saturday. There is no living place in the old. I came to the CON, took the ticket, began to wait. My number burned. I go to the table and there is a young man serving. I stand at 2 meters. I hear conversation.

One thought on “Can we go to the cinema?”

The CIA officer does not respond.

“As long as you get free, I will take you,” Romeo continues to insist.

I wanted to hurry him. "But if this is the case, I will show patience, I will go out for a moment, suddenly there is some kind of alliance," it shone in my head.

The guy, without worrying, generously gives compliments.

She returns his identity card, herself looks into the monitor and says loudly: "That's Danijar Serikovich! is married! My wife is Gulliver. and. and. The year of birth. The children. and. and. Begin to name x names and years of birth.

The man was confused, apparently not knowing that all the information about him in the database is available.

She asks, “Will there be more questions?”

I almost laughed, but pretended I hadn’t heard anything.

The young man retreated very quickly.
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