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 16.06.2016
I talk about everything with smart girls, not with their cellulite and I get support not from the press - but from a person, so about the appearance and kilograms I am not very upset.
But when I met a girlfriend I didn’t see for 2 months and saw that instead of a nice 3.5 size there was 1.5 – so I now wear xs! ", nothing but "and where are the boobs?!" could not say (
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