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 17.06.2016
The girl feet

I think I broke the pattern of my acquaintance. We have been communicating for several years, a pretty cute girl, although with her cockroaches, almost every time when meeting is interested in how I manage to be so thin. Well, the ritual is like that, fig with her. I answer her every time the pure truth: I used to eating a little and moving a lot. I am 15 years old (I am now 40+). No, no special exercises, sports or fitness. The horse sport? Don’t mock me, it’s a hike in the woods and a very sporty cleaning of diaries, ah. Another dialogue, the girl looks at my 178 cm from her height of 159, the first part is missed:
How much do you weigh?
From 60 to 63, how much can I ask?
Do you want to go to work with us in the store? You have the right size of clothes, you are so thin!
46-48 is the right one for you.! to
46-48 for thick people.
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