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 26.06.2016
and nervous:

Dear leader of the country. Please open for citizens who cannot master the rules for using bank cards and ATMs, free evening annual courses. Very difficult to contain.
Man in line.

Better follow the rules: it’s your turn, your rules. How do you know that a person who is standing in front of the terminal at the moment may have to throw every one of his ten children a hundred rubles on the phone? Just exhale, wait for your turn and drink a sedative for the night.
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