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 22.07.2016
I see Ivanushka the Landless.

When designing land for lease under the barracks, it is necessary to obtain permission from the architectural department, which will never issue it to a dangerous site, because it is responsible for this. And now strain - if the barrel still stands above the gas highway, what is the price of its "legal" documents?

Take the dacha. Ordinary 6 cents. I want a house there. I do the project, as it is. I ordered geodesy, geology, drawing everything. I get and I’m going to agree (no gas, no forest, nothing like that). Everyone signs me, I build. And in 5 years, gas drivers come and say, you have not 50 meters to our highway, but 45 meters. Move the house. And you are in shock: there was no gas on the plane, the land committee did not bother anything, the architects of the city too. And here it turns out that all those who were supposed to tell you "You cannot", so that you do not get into the tabernacle afterwards, do not take into account anything, and you have permission to build. But after 5 years it turns out to be "NAVERNAKA obtained illegally". This is a real case.
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