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 27.07.2016
Do you have any instructions on how to add to zabbiks extreme? I would at least understand why. Then I will deal.

by Emily 8:23
There are standard myths.

Andrei 8:23
FAQ zabbix do not offer - they do not know how to describe

by Emily 8:23
I will be at work, I will try to find a reference.

Andrei 8:28
What is the key when adding a data element? Do you need it if there is an oid? But if you don’t enter that shit key, it doesn’t work.
Okay thanks
All the brains have been broken.

by Andrei 9:56
There is an interesting thing happening with Zabis. People do, they do. They only use terms that are understandable to themselves. You can make an analogy - here you build a fence, good, reliable, only in your understanding it consists not of a barrel, loops, columns, gates and screws, but of lengthy-parallel-piped wooden bars, carrying wooden supports, cylindrical metal bars with a round cavity inside and metal bars with a bound head and a spiral-like cutting. Here and seemingly from your side everything is okay, everything is beautiful, called according to your worldview, only, shit, no one understands what you want there, and people start to shine after the 20th reading of the next instruction.
Yes, I forgot about the gates - non-automatic mechanical transmitters.
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