The story was a few years ago in Kursk. They took me there on a business trip. The company rented the one in which I settled.



One night I sit in front of the TV and drink beer. And I see an announcement that in half an hour there will be a criminal hearing. Well I think twist, I need to order food for the movie, some rolls, sushi. In Peter and Moscow, this is easy. They arrive in 30-40 minutes. I used to search for a good delivery of sushi in Kursk. I chose the most positive.



The time is 21:30. I call. I order all kinds of tuna, tongues, and so on. They say everything will be delivered within an hour. Oh well ok. We wait.



The movie ended, I watched it for the first time in one breath, there was no advertisement. The clock is around 00:30. Where is sushi? I call :

I: Hi, I ordered to such an address, where is the courier?

C: I will now clarify and call back.

I am: OK



He calls back:

C: You know, we can’t call the courier, but he’s gone to you with your order a long time ago.

I: Well I don’t even know, I don’t need an order anymore, I’ve gone to sleep.

C: Okay, we will cancel the order.



Time 2: 30 at night. Call to the homeopath:

C. Delivery of sushi

To say that I am ah-well – to say nothing

I: Is it you? Lucky in Japan? I’ve been sleeping for 2 hours as...

Q: Sorry, I am delayed

Only for 4 hours, pff nuts

I: Listen, I don’t need them anymore, I cancelled the order. I think you better eat them so they don’t disappear.

K: How is it! ? to * Something not explicit

I: Are you okay? Need a help?

Q: No, thank you I went to eat your sushi.



The next day, their boss called me and told me I had to pay for the order they brought me, but I didn’t open the door. Another kind of penalty. I’m not a warrior and I told it calmly. The boss said it will be done. No more calls. I don't remember the name of the company, it was a long time ago.