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When the phone rings at 3 p.m., it means that someone is dead, and if he is not dead, it is a pity. Brother calls, cries with tears: "I have an apple in the p@here stuck! I can’t do that anymore, please come!” The phone hangs. Excellent I think. How many of you and I played in the doctor and proud was a man and this is what now and about what? But I break up and go. I am encountered by a deaf teenager, I don’t even know under what. The next topic. His parents went to the school and he eb@l classmate. The apple. My little Mickey, look at it. A small apple on a tree. The branch, of course, broke away and the apple remained inside the girl. At first they were funny, and then they realized that the apple could get without options. The Virgin does not want to go to school or home in this form, everyone is hysterical. To drive out a tiny coveted shit with a pinch under the shell without any options – her dad has some local authority.
Well, I say, I congratulate you brother. Marry her now, she will give you a bank of compot. And why didn’t you put her a cedar cubicle in the j@pu and a light bulb in her mouth? What disturbed you? If I would call 911 and the TV, it would be okay.
And here out of the bathroom comes this duck packed with apples. In a fibrous shirt, a white shirt, a blue shirt jacket and white golfs, with two white cushions... a child of non-earthly beauty, an angel is simple, only with an apple in the genitals, with the forbidden, b%o%, fruit. He takes my hand and on my ear, "I need to talk, I am ashamed of him." Isn’t that normal? She is not ashamed to chew with the help of an apple, but she is ashamed to talk about it. In the kitchen, she sits on the table and moves her lean legs. And with such a sad face. No, well I’m a doctor and a mother, but @b your mother! Why are you so stupid and stupid? And on the back of the tattoo, a 15 year old man. “I feel so bad! I think it failed in the stomach!” “Bloom to you! It’s not in the stomach, fool. It has already failed in the brain, we will do lobotomy, your skull is beautiful to open, I am powerless here, I need to call a doctor! “” 5 in the morning.
I call Uncle Van, a pathologist with a funny name Rabinovich, I explain the essence of the problem. Rabinovich arrives with a huge suitcase. The children in ah@e and panic. He says, “Pure prostynj, boiling water, alcohol”. He folds the girl on the table, takes the usual shovel, presses her slightly above the shovel with a hairy enormous stream, carefully turns the shovel and the pipe there! Unfortunate fruit decorates the straw. “Abbey is done, ladies and gentlemen!” Rabinovich speaks wildly, sows a glass of cognac and snacks an apple. Thus the. He wipes his hands with a kitchen towel, takes a cognac and leaves.
Everyone is happy, happy!
Well, I say, I congratulate you brother. Marry her now, she will give you a bank of compot. And why didn’t you put her a cedar cubicle in the j@pu and a light bulb in her mouth? What disturbed you? If I would call 911 and the TV, it would be okay.
And here out of the bathroom comes this duck packed with apples. In a fibrous shirt, a white shirt, a blue shirt jacket and white golfs, with two white cushions... a child of non-earthly beauty, an angel is simple, only with an apple in the genitals, with the forbidden, b%o%, fruit. He takes my hand and on my ear, "I need to talk, I am ashamed of him." Isn’t that normal? She is not ashamed to chew with the help of an apple, but she is ashamed to talk about it. In the kitchen, she sits on the table and moves her lean legs. And with such a sad face. No, well I’m a doctor and a mother, but @b your mother! Why are you so stupid and stupid? And on the back of the tattoo, a 15 year old man. “I feel so bad! I think it failed in the stomach!” “Bloom to you! It’s not in the stomach, fool. It has already failed in the brain, we will do lobotomy, your skull is beautiful to open, I am powerless here, I need to call a doctor! “” 5 in the morning.
I call Uncle Van, a pathologist with a funny name Rabinovich, I explain the essence of the problem. Rabinovich arrives with a huge suitcase. The children in ah@e and panic. He says, “Pure prostynj, boiling water, alcohol”. He folds the girl on the table, takes the usual shovel, presses her slightly above the shovel with a hairy enormous stream, carefully turns the shovel and the pipe there! Unfortunate fruit decorates the straw. “Abbey is done, ladies and gentlemen!” Rabinovich speaks wildly, sows a glass of cognac and snacks an apple. Thus the. He wipes his hands with a kitchen towel, takes a cognac and leaves.
Everyone is happy, happy!