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 08.11.2016
The non-smoking chef determined a place for smoking quite far from the entrance to the office. But everyone smokes right behind the corner, under the shelf, near the windows of the accounting office.
I went out to smoke. I see, and someone put a glass bowl from under the adjiki, on the bottom of the water a whistle blown, in which a few bulls are already wet.
Mindfully I thank the unknown for my kindness, I smoke, I drop a burning lighthouse in the bowl.
and Bach!! (Rather, it is "Powerful!")
Complete depilation of the fingers of the right hand. Not a hair!
At the bottom of the bank is not water, but gasoline or acetone.

The Conclusions :
1st Smoking is evil. Even the hair on his hands disappears. and sometimes.
2nd The patience of non-smoking accountants is not limitless.
Three The rhinitis should be treated (the smell is not felt).
4 is I will go to the Cigarette.

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