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 12.11.2016
When you offered to drink, I immediately said.
I cannot drink, I cannot drink.
When you said, God himself said with the swallow.
I replied, he did not mean me.
When you said yes, you drink, brother!
I said I couldn’t, and sat down on the couch.

When you said yes, well, at least lose it!
I said I will lose, but I will not swallow.
When you said, for parents to swallow.
I said nothing, my mother would not be upset.
I assured you that I am very comfortable.
You all thought that something was wrong.

So why are you hiding now, cowardly creatures!? to
Show me your ugly haris!
For your words modern, no-ka, answer.
They wanted me to drink, Padly, Nate - get it.
So why are you hiding now, cowardly haters!? to
One by one, like cats drown in the bathroom!

Listen, fat, you can in principle go.
Your body will stay here.
Where you broke, I did not let you go.
Well, sit at the table, in the house, yet, a guest!
We will be with you for a long time!
Honey, let it go! Talk to you shit, toast!

What kind of creatures you are, I tried as much as I could.
I told you, I don’t drink, guys.
I hope you, fools, have learned a lesson.
You have to listen when they talk.
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