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 22.11.2016
Petry
The story of Maxim Camerer about pins in the ass and work
I have a familiar couple. The soul lives in the soul. Once with my husband after a successful deal went to the cabbage to note, he told me this story.
In 1994, after serving in the Far East, he returned home. He married his waiting girlfriend. Since half of his co-workers were local, naturally when he returned home, he borrowed money to trade in auto parts and cars. There was no logistics at the time, so spare parts and machines flew away like hot cakes. Shortly up, he flew above the sky, feeling accordingly. He went missing in saunas and cocktails for weeks, bought from his wife with expensive gifts. Working for her was not allowed in principle, the type of predator should be in the family only one. In early 1998, he had a wonderful idea of taking a dollar loan to develop a business for many thousands of evergreens. In general, you understand his feelings in August. In order to get out of the credit anus, I had to sell almost everything I earned. They moved to a rental house, the man drank the black, thought of the loop every day, he says. And to eat it every day hunting, and for the house to pay. And his wife, by the way, while he walked to earn money, sitting at home, found a hobby. She, who grew up in the village, did not work, and began to breed all kinds of botanics at home. There were all sorts of prose peters and crops, and other seductive things, since the lady was practical, did not grow what could not be served to the table. In general, while her husband was in the alcoholic compound, she began to go out and sell her peanut. To her surprise, all this nonsense was dealt with and asked for more. In general, she sprinkled her messy husband, and he sprinkled his heart, in the room, gathered her a mini-greenhouse for growing. The lamps there for 24-hour light special purchased, well, and did everything in mind. I slept on the floor in the kitchen. After a while, the business began to develop. We concluded contracts with food chains for the supply of greens and became monopolies in our city in this segment. In general, at this time, the wife no longer sows and gathers, sits at home, and raises two herdsmen. And the man works, and she says, by the grave of life will be grateful that she pulled out. This is petry.
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