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With the pick-up: I bought a M-video disc, which cost 499p gave the cashier 5000p, she gave me the delivery of 1p...
I told her, girl, I gave you 5000 rubles, not 500 rubles. She looked at me like a downhill, she said, don't fuck me, go away from here. I answer her, I’m not trying to fool you, I honestly gave you 5,000, return the deal! Let’s look at the cameras!
She called the security guard, says now I better all the money in the box count, if there is excess I will return you, if there is no money now we will call for fraud you will be arrested! I say OK!
She took all the money from the box, put it in a special machine, began to count. The result: there was 17,500 r more in the box than it should be in the checks... She silently gave me 4500. I cried, thanked and left.
I told her, girl, I gave you 5000 rubles, not 500 rubles. She looked at me like a downhill, she said, don't fuck me, go away from here. I answer her, I’m not trying to fool you, I honestly gave you 5,000, return the deal! Let’s look at the cameras!
She called the security guard, says now I better all the money in the box count, if there is excess I will return you, if there is no money now we will call for fraud you will be arrested! I say OK!
She took all the money from the box, put it in a special machine, began to count. The result: there was 17,500 r more in the box than it should be in the checks... She silently gave me 4500. I cried, thanked and left.