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 16.12.2016
A friend sold a couch. It was sold for 8,000. A buyer of a non-Russian appearance arrives, then a dialogue is established (Z - acquaintance, P - buyer):



Q: The sofa 8000r is worth, right?

Z: Yes

Q: Listen, I need furniture at home, do you accidentally not sell the closet?

A: Well I sell it. I give it for 4000r.

P: Let me go. Electricity, that's, I don't have a big car, I first take the couch, and then the closet. is coming?

A: Well let me

Q: All I owe you $12,000, now I take the couch, and I will pay half the amount, and tomorrow I will come to the closet, and I will pay the other half. Okay to?

A: Okay okay



Then he takes the couch, pays $6,000, and leaves.



As you can guess, he didn’t come the next day.
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