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 25.12.2016
The chief decided to send me to the executive committee for an ideological meeting on the topic of food problems in the Republic of Belarus. I asked if I was ready, knowing in advance that I didn’t know.
I: Of course I am ready.
Chief: Is the speech ready?
I : Of course. I will take the Old Testament. I can tell the story of the five loaves and two fish that fed 10,000 people.
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