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 26.12.2016
Shepherd, a completely normal child 5 years old, but: does not know how to handle animals.There is a cat and a shepherd at home, she first brought them.The shepherd is the smartest and most obedient creature, bite or even bite she can not, education does not allow. The cat, in general, lives exclusively in the closets, moving around the apartment with rapid throws, to the toilet only goes at night. We went to the zoo. There were also contact animals, with employees.Now Mashenka immediately burned up and began to run between them.
Particularly she liked camels.Papa also talks about the ships of the desert. And then she jumps and hangs at the camel on the tail!Everything happened in seconds: the camel did (2 cages of green jade) jumped 2m forward, and the plum in Mashenka, it just shoots down. Further, the camel gets stuck in the corner and roar wildly.In the inside, surrounded by the crowd gathered, Mashenka and her embarrassed mother roar no less wildly. Daddy is running around and suffocating, restraining laughter. The worker of the zoo, in horror, grabbed his head and bragging incomprehensible, but obviously obscene words, looks at the child, then the poor camel.
The carpet was washed, of course. The clothes washed. I even gave a tiger. Masha rejected the camel. Dad apologized for Masha for a long time, adding $50, the workers apologized for the camel even longer, refusing to take. In general, everything is okay.Mashenka now treats animals with respect, even to small ones
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