My friend drove in the first days of January from Moscow to us over the Urals. He passed by Kazan, he himself is Russian. further from his face.
I caught some radio in Tatar, they say funny, the music is fun, I don't touch anyone. Stop the locals. I go down, I drop the glass. It seems, it is listened and issued: "In fact, we catch alcoholics here, but it does not apply to you, go through!"

Whoever understood the joke, do not read further.
Listening to Tatar Radio = Tatar = Muslim = Not Drinking (well or just his own)