to this:

So get rid of your lazy fatty ass from the comp/bar stand/board sofa and go and dig over these dirty beds to your parents. Nothing will fall from you. You will also improve your health.

Imagine a professional with high qualifications and a good salary.
Could he dig beds? Probably may. But when he does, the value he creates is much lower than when he does his job. It is worse for him (the beds are not paid, and time and effort are wasted, at the expense of rest, which is necessary for productive work), the parents (instead of communicating with them, he is in beds), and the economy as a whole, because GDP decreases. And health can not be repaired with a splash, but to ruin it - once splash.