I walked into an alcoholic store, and there was such a cute girl at the box office. Well, I gather the will in the fist, with a light movement of the hand, I fix the hair, and, having come up with nothing better, I say to her, "And you knew that if you drop alcohol on the scorpion, he will go crazy and will regret himself until he dies?" I stand alone and smile. I read it somewhere in the social media. The networks. I’ll wait until she answers something so that I can continue the dialogue. She looked up and, without smiling, said, “My dad got drunk and opened his veins in the bathroom.” To say that I almost literally did not burn out of shame is to say nothing. He stood up and tried to pick up words to apologize. After that, the saleswoman stumbled and said she was joking.

This is the second year with this joke :)