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 19.02.2017
I will tell you about childhood memory. Childhood is school time. I spent this wonderful time in the north of the Baikal. There is a small village near my heart. And there was in that village, in my opinion, the ONLY representative of the militia - Ivan Perfilyevich. Statue of Statue of Statue. Here, to God, there was no more police station. He alone, in all his appearance, even simply instigated respect for order. And in the area of his site was the settlement of the Events. All the guys are good, but how they drink is trouble. unstable in this case. They disappeared for six months in the taiga, mining sable. In Soviet times, a good sable was in the price of the car "Zaporožec". When they were earning after the season - the hunters were all excellent, the head went around from the sum of even stronger people. And in the friends-evens, obviously, began to wash this matter. After a couple or three drinks, the rifle was simply displayed in any direction from the window and shot in the light of God as in a pipe. In response, he immediately flew. Within a few minutes, the whole village turned into a theater of war. None of the residents have been injured all the time. Imagine what happened at that time in the village. After some time, the secretary of the council reached the phone and called not in the council or the district department of the militia, but simply home to Ivan Perfilyevich. He sat on the motorcycle "Ural" and moved to the place of "fighting". The distance was only 18 km. Time to get there, half an hour. When the news that Ivan Perfilievich was going to the village was delivered to the fighters, they stopped all combat activities and hid in the surrounding taiga. And only the next morning, trembling and calm returned. This is how only one name Ivan Perfilyevich acted. His memory and respect. This is how not mentions, but police officers should work. A simple chief, andined order throughout the district.
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