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 19.02.2017
Yesterday I sat at the dentist, a doctor from the neighboring office came in and laughed and cried. He tells me that he drills a tooth to a man, and he closes his mouth and begins to scratch. It turns out he just fell asleep. The man told me how he got to life like this. They had two sons, well, they really wanted a daughter, decided and gave birth to a twin, boys, now he has four sons two jobs and the body instantly falls asleep, if he takes a horizontal position and the body is upset, what they do with him, jump, kick and the sound of the drill machine is not so disgusting. The doctor put the seal on him, although the patient was already sitting.
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