I worked in a government office a few years ago. And I sat in the office together with a girl who was constantly going to the people to submit some reports. Then a woman comes in and asks:
Who is Elena Stanislavovna?
Spotting the baldness and scratching the three-day scratch on the beard, I found nothing to answer. But Elena Stanislawovna was delighted, with a serious look, touching me with a finger and saying, - he!