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 10.08.2017
I have lived with a girl for a year and a half. Not once in that time she broke up with me. And here yesterday at 10 a.m. (she is on vacation, sleeping until two o’clock, t.k. I have a phone call, which causes her to wake up, looking at me with half-open sleepy eyes and wondering what time it is. I inform you that 10. "Yes, they woke up in such a morning to call!" - she is outraged and simultaneously with the tirade gives a loud ringing PUC.
Five seconds of silence. His eyes expanded from horror.
Do you know how upset I am?? to
I am not confused, ch)
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