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 28.08.2017
There was a case after which I realized that always, in order not to happen, you have to stop and think. Even for a second.

Worked as a Bulgarian on metal and at some point the scratch got in the eye, despite the glasses like the dive and all the precautions (icons, prayers, etc.). ) is

And here I am, as an orc, in front of an attaque, and shaking my legs, saying what to do, call the notary, I will write a will, as suddenly my comrade, with a missing face, pronounces: "magnet".

It didn’t even come to me immediately. But when I got there, all I said was, “Damn a genius.”

I passed a magnet under the eye and voila-ja saved.

He owes him his life.
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