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 07.10.2017
Alpha and not Alpha

The rank is not in physical strength. Observe dogs who really have this literal hierarchy: a big strong dog always knows that the owner is its dominant and leader. However, a small spitz in its alpha, hysterically overwhelms everyone who does not show respect, and a much bigger dog is stupidly able to stumble or even kick. Moreover, when large and small dogs live in the same family, the squirrel-alphach malignly bites the legs of a pony-shaped risen, and the squirrel believes that the squirrel-alpha, although it could give such responsive lulls that the small would be wiped off the wall.

It is simple, any dog is a herd animal, if it is not immediately explained to him who is the chief in this herd, the dog will begin to consider himself the leader. Large dogs are usually trained by their owners. Even an adult man cannot always cope with the grown-up head, and the little ones are introduced as a toy and about their learning, usually, do not think. As a result, there is an educated crop and to the limit dissolved little stuff.
In addition, the owners of several animals, even different species, tell about the existence of their "grandparents." One of the owners shared:
When an old turtle lived in the family, if she slipped on the floor, and on the way she had dog legs, the dog when she saw the turtle immediately pressed her legs. Now they have another young turtle bending the dog by the bow, because the dog is now pretending that the turtle does not exist.
Per Rizzo is younger.
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