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 07.10.2017
Well, once I went here stories about the Moscovites and "there is no life behind the MKAD", I will add my 5 kopecks.
In Soviet times, he moved around the USSR (a military family), lived in Kazakhstan and in the Transcaucasia and in Ukraine. I currently live in Yoshkar-Ole.
For those who are unaware (or live within the MKADA) Yoshkar-Ola - the capital of the republic of Mari El, 700 km from Moscow, near Kazan and Cheboksar and the time zone coincides with Moscow.
So, I wanted to improve my housing conditions 6 years ago. He looked at the “three” and started selling his “two”. found a buyer. Everything is fine, only the money he does not have in cash, but according to the state program of veterans of the WOW. This means that after the transaction the money on my account our beloved state is obliged to transfer within a month. It stressed me very much. I was dealing with my beloved. As one satirist said, “We love each other! I am the only one who is platonic, and he is trying to rape me all the time!” But Rieltor reassured me: “It’s all going to be typ-top. This is not her first deal of this kind." Well, I went... Truth with the seller for the case agreed that the money may appear a month later...
And here it happened. Wait a month, there is no money.
Waiting for another – no money.
Looking forward to the third, you know?
The seller is already betrayed, I wear like a bobby on friends and banks, take loans under wild interest... And I directly feel some slight mental discomfort. And it seems to me (if I am wrong, the older comrades will correct me) that the cause of this discomfort is my native state.
And then I (believing I have the right to) write directly to Medvedev’s reception D.A. He said: They are offended! Not only my rights are violated, but also the rights of the respected veteran of the Soviet Union, who shed his blood for the state, for which today’s state is the successor and resource-inheritor.
Well, and signed all by чин-chin: Vasya Pupkin, Yoshkar-Ola RME
What would you think?
Two weeks later, I get a letter at the number A26-05-92474, signed by the Adviser of the Department of written appeals of citizens and organizations N. Saenko.
“Your appeal for the purpose of ensuring your constitutional right is addressed to the Government of the UDMURT REPUBLIC.”
The curtain!
Who has not understood RME and Udmurtia are somewhat different subjects of the Russian Federation. They don’t even border with each other.
And this is the response from the Administration of the President of the Russian Federation to work with the appeals of citizens!
After that, I had the desire to buy a map of the Russian Federation and send it to this same administration to Mr. Saenko.
But then I cooled and understood the depth and wisdom of this personnel policy. Think for yourself: the enemy has attacked our beloved homeland. And his commando captured the “language.” Not a simple language, but a high-ranking one. The entire Department Advisor (and so on) Mr. Saenko N. And his enemies began to torture him, “Responding bistro, where is Yoshkar-Ola?” And he asks them: Where? In the Udmurtia! Enemy let him check on a lie detector. Check it all right! Not to lie! And the enemy drove the landing on Yoshkar-Olu, and the landing hit Izhevsk! And Izhevsk is the city of the Kalashnikov machine! Here are the enemies and death.
God is with these officials. They don’t have to understand anything by definition. Take our show business.
I watch somehow on TV on the channel "Nostalgia" the broadcast "Collapse of Time". There the host in direct communication with TV viewers. So I decided to talk too. He called, “Hello, they say, where do you call from?” I say “From Yoshkar-Ola.” And there is such an unfailing surprise: “Oh, nothing to yourself! From Yoshkar-Ola “Are you already at midnight?” Well, I slightly squeezed (the time for us and in Moscow was nine o’clock in the evening), and I say, yes what you! We are here in the morning!”
That is how we talked...
So behind the MCAD with life really isn’t everything obvious...
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2017-10-06/#910304
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