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 18.01.2018
Somehow I don’t understand the strife that they told me about the fact that the last Russian emperor was someone there... Well, that’s... Apart from marriage. What a nightmare!
The first Russian emperor, Peter. The first, the Great, carried everything that moves to the right and to the left, even being married to Catherine the First, with whom they had, they say, Love. So this is the same number, she sent him freelin herself when she could not be with him, and nothing. But the country grew, modernized in a short time, the fleet created, the seas for the country opened, showed Kuzkin the mother, in short.
And, when I read about the last emperor, there is an image in my head: a monkey inherited a nuclear reactor (yes, needs repair and rework) and turned it into a grenade. And when it became clear what it was, "Oh, it was all!"
Who should worry about who he was sleeping with?? to
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