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 02.03.2009
She:....yes, or you break your Z from the servers at least once every 3 days.. or you make an agreement with a nice neighbor.
I forgot that sex is four times a night. I forgot it was like that.

12 condoms for 2 years!!!! to

Witness: Print a chart and hang on the wall - to mark.
Imagine the fines.

What is the penalty for the lack of internet?

You don’t need to go, at all.
You can eat peelings, and raw.
Wear socks until they stick.
Unbearable to shit.
Sex is indifferent

What to punish ?

Witness: эх... you don’t even know how I understand you...
A bowl on the head?

It was : was.
"And for what??" and an astonished look
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