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 02.02.2018
The driver told me what happened to them during the day-to-day change of driving:

On Saturday evening, after a day of work, I drove for a walk with friends. Go to the billiard. The ball fell, and I leaned up. Further, my friends told me: I bended, rested on the roof and fell asleep on the seats.

Pepead gathered to take a bath... and fell asleep for two cups. I woke up in wrinkles, like my grandfather, the water was cold, frozen.

B night club fell asleep in a public toilet. Friends barely found the ego, so my mother called home. Pocle her words "and you ego everywhere looking for" paid attention to the huge row in the male toilet. I had to call the guard - they removed the doors c petal.

I decided to read the messages of the pepeed them, how to get out of the car... and fell asleep for 3 chaca.
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