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 06.02.2018
About the shovel.
I was born not a beauty, I was raised in the spirit of "as soon as someone looks at you, catch without looking, and don't think to let go, otherwise life is wasted."
I looked, I caught it. After some time, I noticed a strange pattern: as soon as something important happens at work, immediately something happens to the precious man. If the aural, called 50 times for various reasons - then his vomiting is unshakable, the sting will die, then where the salt lies in us. If in the morning I have a presentation, after which I could count on the favor of the boss, then he does not go to sleep, turns on the TV at all the volume, and after a request to make a quiet scandal with beating dishes until three nights. And a bunch before leaving I find a spot from coffee on a cooked shirt and a arrow on completely new socks. In the three years of my marriage, I didn’t just advance up the career ladder, I was almost fired a couple of times. Somehow she took herself into her hands, exceeded the installations and divorced, although it was very difficult. In a year and a half, I started earning twice as much, and I am not going to stop. What do you think about "How do you interfere"?
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