Take my son to kindergarten. On the way I pick up a neighbor with a child （our children go to one group）, and another neighbor. Explanation: they are not husband and wife, just neighbors.

Let us communicate. She calls her neighbor “Uncle Cole” and “you” all the time, although they’ve known each other for more than a year. I asked her why she called him uncle.

－And how do I treat him？We have a big age difference. I am 28 years old, he is probably over forty. His daughter has almost finished school.

－43 －I will clarify.

－ Well you see, 15 years of difference.

－Why then don’t you call me “Uncle Vitya”？

－ Why Uncle Viti？

－Because I’m six months older than Uncle Cole.

did not believe. I had to show my passport.

Now I’m “Uncle Vichy,” really “you.”