He came home yesterday. On the staircase there is an old kitchen plate, a little rusty, a little yellowed. And I just need a plate for the day, and any quality, just to work. Knowing that the neighbor above is doing repairs, and having shown a little deduction, I go to him. An exemplary dialogue.

- Hello, neighbor, what is the plate and what are the plans for it?

- Hi, DA4N1K, workboard, but old, it is on the trash. I will throw it out tomorrow.

- Let me throw it out, I just have a great landfill of old household appliances.

No question, 50 Belarusian rubles (25 U.E.) And take it.

No, I say, I don’t need it so much.

You pay twice, you won’t find cheaper.

The plate does not burn, the country does not go through the whole winter.

I am returning from work today. The way through the rubbish. It is worth a plate, it is waiting for me, and I am not proud.

In general, it turned out that I, scump, even from the 3rd floor was downloaded for free...