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I and a friend have a business in the field of IT and DM, but with the birth of the child I took a year's leave and only from November began to work and then almost always from home. So, at the end of December I needed one project to close, and the child's tooth climbs, you understand that you can't work in such conditions and I went to the office.
Since he gathered in a hurry, he naturally forgot the keys from the office and sat down to work in the open space, but a little in the corner, the light by his habit did not include the general involuntary was a hidden spy.
After a couple of hours, I hear a noise, someone is walking and reassembling the technique, I look like a guy in the system changes the setup, the operative and the video card. Just look at what he takes in his bag. I said, “Hello, who are you?“He was thrown up. You can’t be so frightened, I’m a new Sysadmin, and who are you? I’m working here too, but I don’t remember anything. That’s because I’m only working for a month.
Wow, I ask, what are you doing? The car responds. Why in the bag? They need them in complete boxes and for writing.
Here his eyes ran and said, "I look you a young guy, not tired of paying for the bullshit on these thick sums? Do you want to earn?” Of course I want, I answer. And how?
A, he says, I look at the equipment of the machines, then I order spare parts in non-working condition for pennies and change, and I sell normal, you will order and sell, and I will change. income by half. Great, but what about the cameras? Yes, I tell them on Sundays for the “test test” I turn off.
I called a friend and took on the next Sunday that idiot with a rack. The most funny thing is that he said at the interrogation that it was I who beat him and invented everything myself, and when I found out who I was, I was offended. I deceived him. In March, the court will leave a man for a couple of years in the settlement, and even if he does the condition, he will not find a normal job anymore. And then I want to ask him if the sum of three of his salary was worth to lose his life.
P.S The new satellite no longer has access to cameras.
Since he gathered in a hurry, he naturally forgot the keys from the office and sat down to work in the open space, but a little in the corner, the light by his habit did not include the general involuntary was a hidden spy.
After a couple of hours, I hear a noise, someone is walking and reassembling the technique, I look like a guy in the system changes the setup, the operative and the video card. Just look at what he takes in his bag. I said, “Hello, who are you?“He was thrown up. You can’t be so frightened, I’m a new Sysadmin, and who are you? I’m working here too, but I don’t remember anything. That’s because I’m only working for a month.
Wow, I ask, what are you doing? The car responds. Why in the bag? They need them in complete boxes and for writing.
Here his eyes ran and said, "I look you a young guy, not tired of paying for the bullshit on these thick sums? Do you want to earn?” Of course I want, I answer. And how?
A, he says, I look at the equipment of the machines, then I order spare parts in non-working condition for pennies and change, and I sell normal, you will order and sell, and I will change. income by half. Great, but what about the cameras? Yes, I tell them on Sundays for the “test test” I turn off.
I called a friend and took on the next Sunday that idiot with a rack. The most funny thing is that he said at the interrogation that it was I who beat him and invented everything myself, and when I found out who I was, I was offended. I deceived him. In March, the court will leave a man for a couple of years in the settlement, and even if he does the condition, he will not find a normal job anymore. And then I want to ask him if the sum of three of his salary was worth to lose his life.
P.S The new satellite no longer has access to cameras.