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 11.03.2019
A friend got married to the most beautiful woman, but, as it happens, her main outcry opened up a little later. After leaving the rental apartment with its mortgage studio, the new cell of the society took up repairs. There is a lot of work, all weekends and evenings are dissolved in the building dust. As long as it is short, the repair is over. A month passes and the girl says, "Both are not the ones you chose, let's glue. Word for word, they argue, but they cling. They lived quietly for a year, and then again: "You are tired of the old wallpapers, let's glue!"

Annual overlifting of wallpapers increased and has already reached a peak once every 4-6 months. A bad mood? Switch the wallpaper! An emotional shock? Switch the wallpaper!

Naturally, she does not do it alone, that a friend was not pleased at all. Even to the psychotherapist went, he offered to find a hobby and to go to rest at the bad end. And indeed, long time not rested, all the wallpapers glued. We travelled to the Baikal: fresh air, clean water, distance from the clutter.

They go home at night, right into bed. And she said before her sleep: "Do you remember what interesting wallpapers were in the hotel? Let’s buy the same?”

The girl is nice, but a friend is seriously thinking about divorce.
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