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It happened in Phuket, Thailand.
It was too big a divorce to believe it. Right in the hotel restaurant. In the Middle Ages, a man in ripped jeans and a gray jacket on a mayka persuaded Katya, Lud and Larisa to buy cream from old age for almost 100,000 tubes. It cannot be said that the man insisted very much on selling. I spoke for the gallery. Lenny claimed that the cream was magical, from the mountains of Thailand. It was evident that he already understood that these prudent girls would not be fooled.
And he was already discouraged when Marinka, a marvelous fifa from Surgut, came. Marinka was accepted into the company out of pity for her loneliness and for laughter. She listened to the man’s suggestion. Negligently counted him a hundred and eight thousand and bought a set of creams for rejuvenation with a discount. Without listening to the girlfriends. She said that old age is not a joke and went to her room. It is stupid!
The man left pleased. Smiling with a fierce, disgusting smile. Wiping the hands. He hid the money. and shrink!
The girls regretted the aging Marinka. They envy wealth. They discussed and convicted the seller of creams from old age. Go to swim. In the evening on the beach appreciated the dumb Marinka and regretted. Then they got drunk.
The ocean, the palms, the carelessness! The girls began to burst and burst. The marine was nothing too. Dryblast became noticeably less - paradise climate. All the affairs. However, four days later the wrinkles on the face disappeared. Marina is younger. The girls attracted attention and became interested.
Through simple reasoning, they found out that Marinka is getting younger because of the cream. Every day the wrinkles on the face of Marina disappeared. It was no longer funny. I was looking for a cream seller. Neither Marinka nor the hotel staff could help. The girls went crazy of impotence. They accused each other of not buying a cream.
Already leaving Phuket, on the way to the airport, the girls saw from the bus a cream seller on the side. They screamed. stopped the bus. The shattered seller pulled out all the tubes with cream, tearing his bag. Sitting on the bus pleased. I apologized. Prepare for miracles.
Alice was lying on the beach, young, long-legged, smiling and drinking rum. Close to the ocean. Petrovich smoked a cigar with his eyes closed.
Two hundred thousand, minus makeup and other charges! She smiled with Alice’s thin lips.
Grimm is super. Nano is! Petrovich tossed the Thai beer and added:
- Not badly raised for the week of your stay as an old lady!
It was too big a divorce to believe it. Right in the hotel restaurant. In the Middle Ages, a man in ripped jeans and a gray jacket on a mayka persuaded Katya, Lud and Larisa to buy cream from old age for almost 100,000 tubes. It cannot be said that the man insisted very much on selling. I spoke for the gallery. Lenny claimed that the cream was magical, from the mountains of Thailand. It was evident that he already understood that these prudent girls would not be fooled.
And he was already discouraged when Marinka, a marvelous fifa from Surgut, came. Marinka was accepted into the company out of pity for her loneliness and for laughter. She listened to the man’s suggestion. Negligently counted him a hundred and eight thousand and bought a set of creams for rejuvenation with a discount. Without listening to the girlfriends. She said that old age is not a joke and went to her room. It is stupid!
The man left pleased. Smiling with a fierce, disgusting smile. Wiping the hands. He hid the money. and shrink!
The girls regretted the aging Marinka. They envy wealth. They discussed and convicted the seller of creams from old age. Go to swim. In the evening on the beach appreciated the dumb Marinka and regretted. Then they got drunk.
The ocean, the palms, the carelessness! The girls began to burst and burst. The marine was nothing too. Dryblast became noticeably less - paradise climate. All the affairs. However, four days later the wrinkles on the face disappeared. Marina is younger. The girls attracted attention and became interested.
Through simple reasoning, they found out that Marinka is getting younger because of the cream. Every day the wrinkles on the face of Marina disappeared. It was no longer funny. I was looking for a cream seller. Neither Marinka nor the hotel staff could help. The girls went crazy of impotence. They accused each other of not buying a cream.
Already leaving Phuket, on the way to the airport, the girls saw from the bus a cream seller on the side. They screamed. stopped the bus. The shattered seller pulled out all the tubes with cream, tearing his bag. Sitting on the bus pleased. I apologized. Prepare for miracles.
Alice was lying on the beach, young, long-legged, smiling and drinking rum. Close to the ocean. Petrovich smoked a cigar with his eyes closed.
Two hundred thousand, minus makeup and other charges! She smiled with Alice’s thin lips.
Grimm is super. Nano is! Petrovich tossed the Thai beer and added:
- Not badly raised for the week of your stay as an old lady!