I have a residence permit in Argentina. What is funny in itself is where is Argentina and where is Kazakhstan. He is an ordinary Russian with a Kazakh passport. The relatives fled to America in search of a better life even before the revolution. He flew to them, was well received, helped with papers on VNŽ. A few months later, he received a local outsourcing. By the way, the usual ID card, pale-blue, is very similar to the Kazakh identity card. Now I know how it will be "Kazakhstan" in Argentine (Spanish) - KAZAKA. Well, armed with local documents, he decided to travel around the continent. Fortunately, the finances allowed it. Visited several countries, admired local sights. He liked it in Bolivia. Beautiful nature, very cheap property. And he travelled, renting a car with a driver-guide in agencies. And here is the following dialogue with this guide:

What a wonderful country you have! Do you know how difficult it is to get citizenship? How much will it cost and how long do they do?

Two thousand dollars and a couple of days.

Is it how? In the sense?? to

I’ll take something for mediation. And for that, I will hire out those three marmots from the pivot. In a few days they will find a local, more or less like you. They will take all the documents and drown him in the nearest swamp.

He appeared to have arrived without a passport. But it is inaccurate. and :)