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 24.05.2020
I found a wallet with a dog. It contains money, a school pass and a condom. A familiar daughter in that school to study, took the director (on the pass only name, surname and date of birth is written, it is not known which class). It turned out to be the wallet of the son of a known dog. She then told that her son was called to the council (he was 15 years old), she was called to the director and all this because of the presence of a prefix. A type of "ayayayay... what your boy thinks about instead of studying," and she told them, "I bought them for him, I don't want to become a grandmother at 37."
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