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 16.07.2020
I was asked what a “tupic profession” is.

He began to write the answer - and crumbled on the whole post.



In a conversation with a friend, we gave the definition - "potential pit."



Imagine it here. You are a young man, 18-20 years old. You are looking for work. There are a lot of suggestions, but the SP is not satisfied. And then you see an advertisement, for example: "The guards are needed" and sp - thousand 25. You are like that, oh! I will work and then find a better job.

And here you, guy, are falling into a potential hole.

See also.



- Zp higher than your peers - Cool, che.



The work is simple and not stressful. So not bad.



- Truth, although not stressful, and time to find another, or there to learn during work, or to acquire a new skill that will help in the future - no time.



After a little time (a few years), the potential hole has become deeper.



-Zp is only slightly higher than your peers (they were working "for growth")



- From a simple and non-strenuous work, but which takes all your time - you are a bit off.



- It is more difficult to find a new job - because you will have to start from the same level as a couple of years ago (and there was one that didn't please you then).



They are accustomed to a certain level of income. Loans are there. Don’t give god, and the girlfriend will suddenly look like that.



But for now it is not so bad. And when you think about it, you say to yourself, “That is nonsense! I can go anytime and start all over again!”



Five years later, we went swimming. To get out of this hole, we need superpowers.



PS is lower than one.



You start losing friends. Not because they are richer, but you are poorer.



You’re just ashamed (your ambitions remained the same when you were younger)



And I have nothing to tell you. They have projects, chiefs are selfish, Petka has gone north, Dimka has joked with the chief engineer. and etc. You used to watch the pharmacy, now you watch the store.



But you’re a company guy – and without friends you won’t stay. New friends are colleagues. The guys are easier. Friends are easier. Your - if it were - falls down (it coincided with an unemployed student who had a future) And by the way, I’t blame her. She doesn’t want to talk to your new friends and their respective girlfriends.



And you, even if you say to yourself, “Yes, I’m at any moment!” But you report to yourself that if at 18-20 years of age to get a low sp and be on the heels, in general, it is normal, it is the same at 28-30, somehow embarrassing.

And the little that I knew and knew was wasted, and the flexibility of the mind did not add. Your bosses will be younger than you.



And here you’re sitting on the bottom of a potential pit digged with your own hands and mocking Putin, of course.



Well, the list of stumbling professions you can make yourself, I think.
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