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The passenger told me today.
He bought a new phone Honor. began to study. The camera has an “Augmented Reality” function. You can stick the ears of rabbits, five pigs, etc. to your photo. And you can change the background - Egyptian pyramids, big ben...
Well, he photographed himself and placed the backdrop of the sea. And his wife dropped by the watsapa. The message is sorry. I am tired. He flew to Sochi. I will come back in a week.
His wife dropped some evil smiley and that's all.
In the evening, the man returns home. There is no one at home. Started the phone call - the children of my grandmother, my wife, where, the phone off the network. It appeared only two days later. He says he had a girlfriend who doesn’t talk to him. As an excuse, I am tired too.
He bought a new phone Honor. began to study. The camera has an “Augmented Reality” function. You can stick the ears of rabbits, five pigs, etc. to your photo. And you can change the background - Egyptian pyramids, big ben...
Well, he photographed himself and placed the backdrop of the sea. And his wife dropped by the watsapa. The message is sorry. I am tired. He flew to Sochi. I will come back in a week.
His wife dropped some evil smiley and that's all.
In the evening, the man returns home. There is no one at home. Started the phone call - the children of my grandmother, my wife, where, the phone off the network. It appeared only two days later. He says he had a girlfriend who doesn’t talk to him. As an excuse, I am tired too.