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 17.12.2020
It was long ago. There was a young man at work. We all earn the same money, but he never had his own cigarettes.

As a smoker, he gives everything, let me smoke. And most importantly, he shot on a sliding schedule - first at one, then at the second, then at the third, and so over the day he had time to "shoot" everyone.

At first, everyone suffered, well, do some people have financial problems? Then they began to refuse – said, at the last. But that didn’t stop him, the “shooting” continued every day.

In short, we decided to study it. He started borrowing small sums before his salary.

Who will borrow 200 rubles? So at the end of the month and borrowed from him I do not remember now how much. For that money, I bought him a cigarette.

After the receipt, we gathered in the cigarette and said to him, "Do you remember borrowing from you? I am so much, is he so much?”

I remember, he said. “Well,” we say, “we don’t have money – take all the cigarettes, or you never have them!” And we give him a package filled with packages!

He swallowed, but took the package and left silently. But then he was whispered as a grandmother from the "shooting"!

He worked with us for a long time and turned out to be a good guy, but most importantly, he never "shoot" anyone else.
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