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 17.02.2021
I am studying at an Italian university and there are a lot of foreigners around me. About Russia they mostly know only the name, so sometimes they give elegant pearls behind the spit. I am I, and I am a foreigner.



I - Luckily we in Siberia in general a real winter, snow has fallen...

And in Siberia? Does anyone really live there? ? to

Yes, I am a lot of people.

Are there real cities? ? to

Yes, my grandmothers live there.

And – how many people are there?

I am about a million in my city.

The shock, the collapse, the unbelief of a man from a large Italian city in 270th. man *



Why do you have such a strange alphabet?

I am a 10-minute brief lecture on Cyrillica

In ordinary life, do you use Cyrillic or NORMAL ALFABET?

I am *Rukalitzo*



I'm lucky to call my mom late, they're there at midnight.

Is there such a big time difference with Moscow?

I - Moscow is not big, and further to the East the difference is already tangible.

Do you have two time zones in Russia? ? to

I’m afraid to get 11...



Do you still call the Red Square Red Square?

Yes, yes, but how do we call it?

There are no more Communists!

I – No, why, I am...

Yes, Putin is a Communist!

I am Eee...

No one speaks in Russia with such an accent as in American films.

How is your country spoken in Russian? by RRRR? The Slavic “R”

I – No, you say “Italy” in Italian, not “Italy”, and we are called “Russia” and not “Rasha”.

And – strange, it doesn’t sound as scary as Rasha.



Oh and Russia! Vodka, Putin and the Communists!

I am O, Italy! Pizza, pasta and mommy Mia!

Happiness was offensive.
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