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 21.02.2021
He studied in the school in the 00-th unfortunate quarter of the industrial monastery.

Engaged in sports morbidity at the level of the first twenty of a small city, in general, not impressive for athletes, but a little exciting for the unconscious.

This is the 11th grade. A mixed company from across the parallel, a man was sitting at 20 with a classmate. A little taken on the chest and a loosened crowd of 2-3 people with a long chain went to a new place. There was a girl in the parallel class, well, very pleasant - just God's sweetheart, with no one, not my circle of communication from the word "totally". And to the incomprehensible “happiness” she went with me...

Quarter is just an atas - constantly, then someone will be kicked, then some wild. And here, it is dark on the street, we do not see those going ahead and those following us, but we see some very pumped bald guy in a leather jacket.

And this goat is like something like, “Hey p@@@r or here, you will get p@@@s.” My soul goes to the heels - I did not expect anything like that from her. And this guy breaks down and runs to us... I am afraid to hit him in the area of the ear – I was able to cut off immediately. I catch her by the hand and run through the streets from there, and here, we stop in some quiet courtyard at the bench under the lighthouse and she is like, "I like the determined guys" and knocks on my thick palm. I have the adrenaline in my ears. I took a full chest of air and just under the street lamp I sent her tightly, turned on the spot and went home to sleep.
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