Why not wear a hat in winter?

1st The hat does not guarantee 100% protection against frost.

2nd I don’t trust Russian hats.

Three We are forced to wear hats to teach us to be submissive.

4 is Even if you once helped a hat, next winter you will have to wear it again. The hat is ineffective.

5 is The body itself develops an addiction to the frost, it is not necessary to interfere with it by wearing a hat.