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 17.05.2009
For a long time I wanted to tell you, only yesterday I met this man,
I remembered.
And this man is our teacher by right. The Unicum that forced everyone
proud of a citizen. But in order. The L. at the time.
served in the KGB (unchecked data), and then in the prosecutor's office
(They are verified In the 1990s he left the institutions and began teaching with us.
Knowing his principledness, everyone went to him in a couple, even the most
and frozen. At the second class he announced, “Dear friends, someone from your
The first class was written on the party [Everything can be purchased]. So here,
Listen here, creature – try to buy me.” Then took the second and
The last call in the semester - he remembered all (50 people!!!)
At the end of the semester, L. issued: "I calculated who wrote this, it was you," - and
He pointed his finger to the local “major”. He must have guessed, because
It was written by a typical slogan. Then came the exam. Major in
He did not appear, but in the corridor in front of the office L., where we were all
In a row, a colonel of the militia appeared. All faces
Guess who he is and why he came.) He broke us, went in.
by L. It wasn’t there for about 20 seconds...he appeared all pointed and
I started to run in the corridor and guard the bulls!!! Then again
has entered. About 5 minutes we heard smooth, calm and confident.
The voice of L. Then the door opened, and from there, with a constructive step, pulling
Taking his socks and lifting his hands almost to the beard, the Colonel of the Police came out.
L. followed the marching regiment hiding behind.
Turn the corridor, and so calmly: “next.” Someone in the back.
He asked, “What did you say to him?” L. was surprised to say, “I am
I briefly explained what I told you all the whole semester – what to live.
You need to be able to calmly and confidently look in the eyes not only
To every man, but also to God with the devil.
The major learned everything in the end and gave up on his own. Great that they are
There are people on earth!!! to
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