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 24.06.2009

I am 23. I am a beginner sysadmin. She is 17. He is a future historian. We met on a well-known social network. To my simple question, she replied that I needed to start by patching KDE under FreeBSD. She knows how to ping :) She is going to sit on a linux. He knows so much that he never dreamed of in his 50s. She is a very good and good man. And she is beautiful to the outdoors!! Truth lives in another city... very far away...but it’s not an obstacle:) And you won’t believe: I absolutely don’t care how big her breasts are!! to
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